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fuck yessss cake awesome sauce ill let him know so hell stop with the cryptic cake mutterings. he likes to make me think somethings not going to go right just to watch me squirm, its just one of his favorite games with me but hey, you cant deny its cute!

Tell him in advance I refuse to put squid or any sort of sea creature in this cake. I will however ice and decorate it to his minute specifications. I know he likes things his way.

ok hes hearing what youre saying and he gets where youre coming from but hes not gonna settle for a cake that isnt at least half cephalopod. and he seems to be indicating that he would like to be present for the decorating because he has something he’d “like to contribute” to the process…not sure what hes implying here but if you see him try to shove any type of bone anywhere bone should not be shoved, you might wanna try to intervene.

You know I have to say I’m rather disappointed in your eldrich whale husband to be and his supposed omniscience. If he observes humans as closely as he says he does he would know that you don’t fuck with a chef in the kitchen. He can be present but I swear if he puts so much as one fingernail on that cake I’ll show him that the wrath of a god pales in comparison to the wrath of a baker.

…yeah he looks intrigued at the idea of someone coming at him with butcher knives and a cooking pot so hopefully he doesnt take that as an invitation to muck around.

ahh fuckin whale-jesus, he says he wants there to be those little seashell chocolates on the tables, do you know a good chocolate sculptor who can work on short notice?

As long as he keeps his grubby little fins off the cake we won’t have to resort to me shoving him head first into the dishwasher.

……you do realize I studied to be a baker right? One of our courses was solely chocolate work. I’m upping the price though.

hey i dont know what they teach you at bake school for bakers. and thats cool, the hubby to be is loaded, hell hook you up no problems. honey you know hes just gonna stand over your shoulder with his arms behind his back staring at the mixing bowl and piping bag while spouting cryptic and vaguely ominous portents about bake time and possible deflation.

hopefully you dont mind being paid in souls or the hearts of dead loved ones

I’m rather curious as to how he has money if he just floats around in tentacle whale space but as long as one of you pays (WITH MONEY) then I don’t care.

*side eyes* I have confidence that the reality in which my cake does indeed collapse will not be this one. Not for him, but for you I will make sure of it. And I would hope that while he can be….inwardly focused that he would have it in him somewhere to also consider your happiness as well.

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fuck yessss cake awesome sauce ill let him know so hell stop with the cryptic cake mutterings. he likes to make me think somethings not going to go right just to watch me squirm, its just one of his favorite games with me but hey, you cant deny its cute!

Tell him in advance I refuse to put squid or any sort of sea creature in this cake. I will however ice and decorate it to his minute specifications. I know he likes things his way.

ok hes hearing what youre saying and he gets where youre coming from but hes not gonna settle for a cake that isnt at least half cephalopod. and he seems to be indicating that he would like to be present for the decorating because he has something he’d “like to contribute” to the process…not sure what hes implying here but if you see him try to shove any type of bone anywhere bone should not be shoved, you might wanna try to intervene.

You know I have to say I’m rather disappointed in your eldrich whale husband to be and his supposed omniscience. If he observes humans as closely as he says he does he would know that you don’t fuck with a chef in the kitchen. He can be present but I swear if he puts so much as one fingernail on that cake I’ll show him that the wrath of a god pales in comparison to the wrath of a baker.

…yeah he looks intrigued at the idea of someone coming at him with butcher knives and a cooking pot so hopefully he doesnt take that as an invitation to muck around.

ahh fuckin whale-jesus, he says he wants there to be those little seashell chocolates on the tables, do you know a good chocolate sculptor who can work on short notice?

As long as he keeps his grubby little fins off the cake we won’t have to resort to me shoving him head first into the dishwasher.

……you do realize I studied to be a baker right? One of our courses was solely chocolate work. I’m upping the price though.

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I AM YOUR MAID OF HONOR
SORRY RACH YOUVE BEEN DEMOTED FOR FIANCE SHAMING COME ON PETER WERE GOIN DRESS FITTING
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Experience people watching and complaining about boredom. Yes I will still make the cake.

fuck yessss cake awesome sauce ill let him know so hell stop with the cryptic cake mutterings. he likes to make me think somethings not going to go right just to watch me squirm, its just one of his favorite games with me but hey, you cant deny its cute!

Tell him in advance I refuse to put squid or any sort of sea creature in this cake. I will however ice and decorate it to his minute specifications. I know he likes things his way.

ok hes hearing what youre saying and he gets where youre coming from but hes not gonna settle for a cake that isnt at least half cephalopod. and he seems to be indicating that he would like to be present for the decorating because he has something he’d “like to contribute” to the process…not sure what hes implying here but if you see him try to shove any type of bone anywhere bone should not be shoved, you might wanna try to intervene.

You know I have to say I’m rather disappointed in your eldrich whale husband to be and his supposed omniscience. If he observes humans as closely as he says he does he would know that you don’t fuck with a chef in the kitchen. He can be present but I swear if he puts so much as one fingernail on that cake I’ll show him that the wrath of a god pales in comparison to the wrath of a baker.

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nerogengar:

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I AM YOUR MAID OF HONOR
SORRY RACH YOUVE BEEN DEMOTED FOR FIANCE SHAMING COME ON PETER WERE GOIN DRESS FITTING
boopinbabbit replied to…

Experience people watching and complaining about boredom. Yes I will still make the cake.

fuck yessss cake awesome sauce ill let him know so hell stop with the cryptic cake mutterings. he likes to make me think somethings not going to go right just to watch me squirm, its just one of his favorite games with me but hey, you cant deny its cute!

Tell him in advance I refuse to put squid or any sort of sea creature in this cake. I will however ice and decorate it to his minute specifications. I know he likes things his way.

terminallydepraved:

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I AM YOUR MAID OF HONOR
SORRY RACH YOUVE BEEN DEMOTED FOR FIANCE SHAMING COME ON PETER WERE GOIN DRESS FITTING
boopinbabbit replied to…

Experience people watching and complaining about boredom. Yes I will still make the cake.

terminallydepraved:

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I AM YOUR MAID OF HONOR
SORRY RACH YOUVE BEEN DEMOTED FOR FIANCE SHAMING COME ON PETER WERE GOIN DRESS FITTING
thats cool i didnt want to be in your wedding party anyways nerd
hey hey hey i didnt say you werent in the wedding party, i just said you lost your maid of honor privileges, youre like maid of zuko-levels of honor now

This is actually exactly how I pictured this wedding turning out. Drama everywhere pretty dresses and fish.

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Feliz cumpleaños a mi amigo, Cassie! I drew her in the Gengar Matryoshka hoodie  I wish I had the money to make her. Haha. 

Friend Rachel draws me lookin hella cute and dorky. Just like in real life.

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Feliz cumpleaños a mi amigo, Cassie! I drew her in the Gengar Matryoshka hoodie  I wish I had the money to make her. Haha. 

Friend Rachel draws me lookin hella cute and dorky. Just like in real life.

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jirae-bagabu:

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(◡‿◡✿) Slow sensual deep meaningful kisses with lots of PDA.

(◡‿◡✿) Lustful hands sliding down bodies with little tiny gasps of pleasure 

(◡‿◡✿) Tugging on their hair gently only to move the kisses to their neck 

(◡‿◡✿) Jawline kisses slowly moving back to their lips

(◕‿◕✿) Muffled kissing while getting the shit fucked out of them

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I collected some of the best Five Nights at Freddy’s steam reviews and figured I’d share them